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Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse is a rat
He keeps lizards in his hat
But its quite a tight fit
So he doesn't often wear it

Minnie is a flirt
Who keeps her ciggies up her skirt
Though she once sat by Mickey's hat
And the lizards nicked her fags

 

 
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